For senior citizens

Your country needs you now more than ever. The Retiree Action League (gotta keep it light—old age is hard enough) will place seniors like you in schools to help young Americans recover from everything the internet took from them: reading, writing, basic math, and real-world judgment. And we hate retirement homes, too. Houses in New Athens are built for multigenerational families, with features that keep the essentials accessible and minimize the cost of in-home care. Set yourself up to die with dignity and honor, not getting your ass wiped by a stranger who won’t put her phone down. We invite you to join us.

Seniors: Your country needs you now more than ever.

We need you back in school, helping young Americans recover from everything the internet took from them: reading, writing, basic math, and real-world judgment.